could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
- Patrick Kane, probably
ughhhh I have to lose weight
its kind of awesome that I’ve finally gotten to the place where I
usuallydon’t care about what the scale says or what size clothing I’m wearing
BUT I have basically hit the top range of what my current clothing will encompass, and I can’t afford to buy new clothes. so here we are!
in all fairness I have definitely been slacking on vegetables lately, so I guess getting back into that isn’t the WORST thing. I guess. you know. not all vegetables.
guy next to me at the coffeeshop is looking at treadmills online
I feel u bro
Me too, dude. I put on 20 lbs of sadness weight while unemployed this year, and now my new job puts me far out of range of my gym and dangerously into range of an amazing cupcake shop.
Also my new job is very sit-downy.
I wish I could hire someone to browbeat me into fitness.
Western Canadian Literature: “The prairie is cold and empty, like my marriage.”
Eastern Canadian Literature: “The sea is cold and empty, like my marriage.”
Toronto: will the cup come back or will we have to move to Montreal?