there’s celebrating a gold medal
and then there’s celebrating a gold medal
are you fucking kidding me. this is great.
AND THEN (at Vancouver in 2010) THEY BROKE INTO THE ARENA AFTER HOURS TO SIT ON THE ICE AND SMOKE MORE CIGARS, AND THEY GOT IN TROOOUUUUBBBLE.
*draws hearts all over the Canada women’s hockey team*
HR Office: Dear Sam: due to your recent position/title change, you will need to update your profile in the database.
Sam: Are you sure this went to the right Sam? I haven’t had a position change since 2012.
HR Office: You should check with your manager.
Well, that’s not unsettling at all…
Boss: Sorry, HR got ahead of us! We’ll be meeting on Monday morning to talk about your new role. This shouldn’t be a complete surprise since we’ve talked about your goals for growth, and about the new business manager taking over some of your duties. It’s a good direction for you and the team. We’ll talk more on Monday!
Holy shit I just got a promotion. Like without applying for it or anything. Straight-up out of the blue promotion.
Congratulations on being the right Sam!
i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i get an amen
Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.
This is why I shop for sweaters in the dudes section at Value Village (on 50% off day).
Womens section: full of crap made from acrylic & vinyl & sequins, with 3/4 sleeves and weird necklines and bustles and enormous logos on the front, and priced at $10
Dudes section: natural fibers, plain colours, crew or v-neck, full-length sleeves, Savile Row-quality brands, $5
I can’t use this tactic for anything else, since men’s clothing doesn’t account for hips or boobs, but sweaters? fuck yeah!