There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said
I’m lord stark
Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically
winter is coming
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
I feel like this is a short story about me and Chris Pine.
that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.
The horrifying thing is that this is true.
I have observed, in my 15 years as a bookseller, that tiny children do this the most at bookstores. And then they get mad that their parents won’t buy their books.
"We already have this at home," says the beleaguered adult, putting Goodnight Moon or Thomas back on the shelf.
"BUT IT’S MINE," the child replies, reasonably, since they love the story, and therefore it has to belong to them.