I WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD MY FLOWER WHILE I GO BEAT UP ALL THE JERKS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE CHOKED.
there’s celebrating a gold medal
and then there’s celebrating a gold medal
are you fucking kidding me. this is great.
AND THEN (at Vancouver in 2010) THEY BROKE INTO THE ARENA AFTER HOURS TO SIT ON THE ICE AND SMOKE MORE CIGARS, AND THEY GOT IN TROOOUUUUBBBLE.
*draws hearts all over the Canada women’s hockey team*
HR Office: Dear Sam: due to your recent position/title change, you will need to update your profile in the database.
Sam: Are you sure this went to the right Sam? I haven’t had a position change since 2012.
HR Office: You should check with your manager.
Well, that’s not unsettling at all…
Boss: Sorry, HR got ahead of us! We’ll be meeting on Monday morning to talk about your new role. This shouldn’t be a complete surprise since we’ve talked about your goals for growth, and about the new business manager taking over some of your duties. It’s a good direction for you and the team. We’ll talk more on Monday!
Holy shit I just got a promotion. Like without applying for it or anything. Straight-up out of the blue promotion.
Congratulations on being the right Sam!
i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths